haha remember how the most unrealistic thing about iron man 2 was not the part where tony made a particle accelerator and then recreated an element in his basement but was in fact the part where natasha takes her hair down to fight. literally no one with long hair would ever do that
okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless
"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"
"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."